Lady Big Bertha
Lady Big Bertha
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how about from now on- ladies?
we call you lil liza jane or big bertha
we hide all your clothes and shoes
we call you lil laura foster
we let you have my old violin
we make you listen to my sermon today on how a man is supposed to treat a woman
you bring your s/o , husband , whatever to my church and sing real loud so I know you are there
you quit charging porn site on my credit card - that wasn'r nice and I had to watch all those movies you put on there
i cook a pig and a possum for you and call it pork gumbo
you give me a big box fishimng lures for valentines day
I give you 2 dozen roses, 3 boxes of chocolates and big diamond ring - just because
how that be1???
how bout i chop ya nuts off
& put em in a jar
& mail em to yo momma